“Randall “Pink” Floyd Shit In A Cop Car”
Yes, you read that right. Actor Jason London, only know otherwise as “Randall “Pink” Floyd” from the classic 1993 comedy, “Dazed and Confused”, shit himself in the back of a police cruiser. *APPLAUSE*
THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY:
“On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what faggot? I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch.”
Jason continued … “It smells like shit in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”
The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason’s wife Sofia who told them … “I know he’s an asshole when he drinks.””
HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:
“Guys, the TMZ report is a total fucking lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.
I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.
Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona”
Yes, you read that right. Actor Jason London, only know otherwise as “Randall “Pink” Floyd” from the classic 1993 comedy, “Dazed and Confused”, shit himself in the back of a police cruiser. *APPLAUSE*
THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY:
“On his way to the police station … Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops … saying, “Guess what faggot? I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch.”
Jason continued … “It smells like shit in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”
The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason’s wife Sofia who told them … “I know he’s an asshole when he drinks.””
HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:
“Guys, the TMZ report is a total fucking lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.
I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.
Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona”
